Saturday, February 27, 2010

These Are The Articles Of My Faith

I believe in Parise, the Forward Almighty,
creator of chances from the corner,
and in Ryan Miller, His only goalie, our Lord:

Who was conceived by the Brian Burke,
born of Ron Wilson,
suffered under Grand Forks winters,
was juniored, drafted, and buried;

He descended into Devil hell.

The third year He arose again from the dead;

He ascended into hockey heaven,
and skateth on the right wing of Langenbrunner;
from thence he shall come to judge the Luongo and the dead.

I believe in the blocking of shots;
the holy Johnsons on defense;
the killing of Callahan and Drury;
the wrister of Kane;
the speed of Kessel in open ice;
and the Rafalski everlasting.